Please see below -- it's the email explaining my birthday gift from my brother ...
I basically get a new pair of "Stunner" shades ... every month for 6 months.
Facebook is about to blowupppppp with new photos.
be jealous.
THANKS BROTHER!!!!!!
Purpose: Happy Birthday! Thanks for spending it at my graduation!
Intended Effect: These shades will change the way you see and the way people see you.
Potential Side Effects (all malignant but rarely lethal): Excessive and contagious amounts of fabulousness; potentially extreme outbursts of spontaneous joy and/or pleasure; role-model syndrome; prolonged exposure to enjoyment; increased fondness for life; getting talked to by hot people; stumbling into other people's photo shoots; random invites to parties; new-found hotness.
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