Sincerely...

I received these little quips in an email this morning. I thought I would share some with you.

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,

Unicorns

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a punk.

Sincerely,

The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic.. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely,

Anonymous

 

Dear America ,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,

Canada

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just

saying...

Sincerely,

Google

Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely,

That Little Triangle

Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,

BP

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely,

God

Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely,

Unimpressed

Dear Nickleback,

That's enough.

Sincerely,

The World

Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,

Sarah Palin

Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco....

Sincerely,

United States

Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely,

 Superman

Dear Global Warming,

You're the best imaginary friend ever!

Sincerely,

Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

 Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump,

WHAT are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....

 

Sincerely,

Jenny

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What

now?

Sincerely,

Leonardo Di Caprio

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some

Spanish punks invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?

Sincerely,

The Mayans

Dear iPhone,

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of

shut.

Sincerely,

Every iPhone User

 

Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up...

Sincerely,

The Girls of Jersey Shore

AND MY FAVORITE ... because this part of the movie made me so angry and STILL makes me angry that I am happy to say I only saw this movie ONCE in its entirety:

Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us.

Sincerely,

Jack

PS, you let go.