That's the Truth, Truth

I'll be honest ... whoever DirecTV has in their marketing department is a genius.

First - they bring us the little pet giraffe -- and I want one:

Oh, the giraffe in the commercial's name is Ivanka. You can order a lap giraffe from Russia or check it out -->  http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/photos.php 

Please, understand this isnt a real lap giraffe farm. Sorry.

Anyway, aside from making me want a baby giraffe to run around my apartment, DirecTV as introduced a new character: Truth. and this commercial cracks me up.

I would like a little kid to follow me, named Half Truth, and say "Thats the Truth, Truth" while punching people in the gut and dancing.